My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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