Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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