Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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