the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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