I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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