You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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