ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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