White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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