Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
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