honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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