Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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