So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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