Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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