More tranny stories later!
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I'm having to shit out rocks
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