Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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