i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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