Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
My life is pants optional.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
