It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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