how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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