the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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