I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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