You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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