STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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