I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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