Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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