He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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