and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
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