i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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