one might say we're banned from that church
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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