I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
i need some magic done to my vagina
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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