I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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