I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
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