try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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