only if we run a train.
done.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
