..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
