i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Randomize
