I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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