Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
There r osticjed everywhere
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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