Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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