Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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