i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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