I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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