I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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