Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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