so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
