So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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