You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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