I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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