All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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