Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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