The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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